mdubya wrote:This sounds like a need for a whole 'nother thread.
I have a sign in front of my house which reads; "old dirty Mike's home for wayward 20-something girls. Recieve comfort, advice, and guidance from an aging fool."
That has not been working too well.
I have also tried placing a cosmopolitan on a silver tray under an old refrigerator box propped up on a stick. That hasn't worked either. I am going to try changing the bait to malt liquor and menthol cigarettes and see if that works any better.
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Ken
Die young as late as possible, remember who you were before the world told you how it should be. -- Barry Morris
I am going to try changing the bait to malt liquor and menthol cigarettes and see if that works any better.
