DAMN Riders - No rules, Just ride!

code wrote:

hondahawkrider wrote:If I ever put em on my 990 I'll be your huckleberry...

Nice line.... Doc Holiday Tombstone was a most excellent movie by the way

Way OT: I've worked way too much the last several years and no longer have friends. If you don't hang out or call they tend to forget you. Long story short - I'm like a nervous 13 year old looking for a prom date when I talk to cool guys that I want to hang out with now. Karen and I were out riding a few weeks ago and met this guy, and instead of being cool and complimenting his bike I ask "What's your story, Huckleberry?".

So Dude... this means we need to keep you heavily sedated at the reunion?

Kyler wrote:So Dude... this means we need to keep you heavily sedated at the reunion?

is that why there's beer at the renunion..

FYI - someone better put plastic cups down on list - so the ranger doesn't see whats in the cup

hondahawkrider wrote: FYI - someone better put plastic cups down on list - so the ranger doesn't see whats in the cup

We have the OK to drink at G6 site only. No need for cups, unless Sallydog brings a keg again.

the dude himself wrote:Way OT: I've worked way too much the last several years and no longer have friends. If you don't hang out or call they tend to forget you. Long story short - I'm like a nervous 13 year old looking for a prom date when I talk to cool guys that I want to hang out with now. Karen and I were out riding a few weeks ago and met this guy, and instead of being cool and complimenting his bike I ask "What's your story, Huckleberry?".

Now that's good stuff! Am sure they'll be calling to hang out soon. Maybe we should start a business for rent-a-friends. One of my other road riding buddies already pays his friends a dollar every time they hang out with him Incentives.

code wrote:

the dude himself wrote:Way OT: I've worked way too much the last several years and no longer have friends. If you don't hang out or call they tend to forget you. Long story short - I'm like a nervous 13 year old looking for a prom date when I talk to cool guys that I want to hang out with now. Karen and I were out riding a few weeks ago and met this guy, and instead of being cool and complimenting his bike I ask "What's your story, Huckleberry?".

Now that's good stuff! Am sure they'll be calling to hang out soon. Maybe we should start a business for rent-a-friends. One of my other road riding buddies already pays his friends a dollar every time they hang out with him Incentives.

We ended up sharing our dinner with him. He was BICYCLING from College of Southern Maryland to Oakland, MD to be an organic farmer for a work-share type thing, only brought PB and bread to eat - so no phone calls.

I bribe most of my regular friends with garage/tool access and the beer fridge. So yeah... when you coming down? We could throw the first monthly DAMN Monkey Wrench'n Party here Saturday evening.

code wrote:

the dude himself wrote:Way OT: I've worked way too much the last several years and no longer have friends. If you don't hang out or call they tend to forget you. Long story short - I'm like a nervous 13 year old looking for a prom date when I talk to cool guys that I want to hang out with now. Karen and I were out riding a few weeks ago and met this guy, and instead of being cool and complimenting his bike I ask "What's your story, Huckleberry?".

Now that's good stuff! Am sure they'll be calling to hang out soon. Maybe we should start a business for rent-a-friends. One of my other road riding buddies already pays his friends a dollar every time they hang out with him Incentives.

So Joe, who is the dollar guy and.... uh .. can I take about 250 rides a day with him?

the dude himself wrote:
I bribe most of my regular friends with garage/tool access and the beer fridge. So yeah... when you coming down? We could throw the first monthly DAMN Monkey Wrench'n Party here Saturday evening.

um I'd be careful...you did read that he had a 20 year old bike in need of tlc, right? lol

Kath wrote:

the dude himself wrote:
I bribe most of my regular friends with garage/tool access and the beer fridge. So yeah... when you coming down? We could throw the first monthly DAMN Monkey Wrench'n Party here Saturday evening.

um I'd be careful...you did read that he had a 20 year old bike in need of tlc, right? lol

thats fine just as long as it's ONLY the bike that needs tlc...

hondahawkrider wrote:thats fine just as long as it's ONLY the bike that needs tlc...

Somehow I don't think mine is the "only" one. Aside from that, if I'm finding it hard to find time to work on mine myself, what makes you think it'll get fixed with a bunch of drunks. And 3 pages, really? 1 page ride report, 1 page razzin' dcminn to peer pressure him into doing something he possibly shouldn't with his NEW bike and 1 page on how someone is socially awkward . This thread has it all now.