I have been having problems with the server running out of resources and giving errors. It is better but I'm still getting some periodically. Please report any you get to me at ken@kyler.com.

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Post by BillyGoat » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:42 am

'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'

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Post by BillyGoat » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:28 am

Higgs Boson was late for the services at a Catholic church. He apologizes to the priest, but the priest said no problem, everyone is late occasionally. Higgs says but father, you can't have mass without me.
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Re: Joke

Post by Bucho » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:31 am

He he, that might be a little beyond the average DAMN rider...
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Post by anotherguy » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:38 am

Not to mention lame.

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Post by Rut Row » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:21 pm

Bucho wrote:He he, that might be a little beyond the average DAMN rider...
no kidding.
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Post by Rut Row » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:22 pm

anotherguy wrote:Not to mention lame.
but it was funny! :lol2:
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Post by Bucho » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:54 pm

I thought it was funny
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Post by anotherguy » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:23 pm

eh......different strokes for different folks.

Here ya go.



Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning;



"Windows frozen, won't open.”


Husband texts back;

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."



















Wife texts back 5 minutes later;

"Computer really fucked now."

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Post by Rut Row » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:33 pm

groan ... :lol2:
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