and other irrelevant chit-chat 
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said the DR was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (DR just turned fifty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, DR couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' DR replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
DR said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' DR said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, ride motorcycles or have a Lots of sex?'
'No,' DR said...
He looked at DR and said..
Then, why do you even give a shit?
