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Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:04 am
by Rut Row
I got bored and started tweaking the automated response to add some DAMN flavor. If you find my changes in bad taste please forward that message to me at ken@kyler.com

If you have improvements, edits etc also forward that to me with the suggested changes.

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 1:34 pm
by Skinny-J
Sorry, but what are you talking about? What automated resposes?

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:27 pm
by Marylander
I just got one of the tweaked messages. It came when someone PM'd me.

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:45 pm
by gots_a_sol
I reported something the other day and liked the 'I don't need a DAMN reason' for why I was reporting the post :lol2:

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:52 pm
by Rut Row
SJ - this is the template for new members

Subject: Account activated

Hello {USERNAME},

You made the best DAMN choice of your life by joining our very exclusive and prestigious non-club. In other words, your DAMN account on the best DAMN website -- "{SITENAME}" -- has been activated by a DAMN administrator, you may now grace our presence and login. Then get your butt over to the "Announcements and Help" forum and say hello. We want to know what you ride, where you ride, how long you've been riding...every DAMN thing - you can leave out your sex life though.

Oh yea, your DAMN password has been securely stored in our database and cannot be retrieved; that or the DAMN admin is too lazy to help, we haven't decided which yet. In the event that your memory is as short as the admin's, you can reset your DAMN password yourself using the email address associated with your account.

{EMAIL_SIG}

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:37 am
by Skinny-J
Ahh, I see said the blind man. Very cool. I think it is appropriate that the responses contain the same attitude that will be incountered within.... :thumbup:

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:38 am
by Skinny-J
gots_a_sol wrote: Wed May 17, 2017 3:45 pm I reported something the other day and liked the 'I don't need a DAMN reason' for why I was reporting the post :lol2:
Shit, what did I do now? :shrug:

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:21 am
by Wingfixer
Why is Skinny-J no longer "buttercup"? :dirtdog:

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:46 am
by Skinny-J
Wingfixer wrote: Thu May 18, 2017 10:21 am Why is Skinny-J no longer "buttercup"? :dirtdog:
I am only Buttercup to you Tulip...

Re: Tweaking Automated Responses

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:54 am
by Rut Row
Wingfixer wrote: Thu May 18, 2017 10:21 am Why is Skinny-J no longer "buttercup"? :dirtdog:
He paid me ... :chicken kiss: