DAMN Noob

[RimBenty]

I found this DAMN site and thought I'd join up. Didn't Groucho Marx say, I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members? What can I say my standards aren’t that high.

I live near Richmond VA so I might be a little far away but I don't mind driving a few hours to go riding in the woods for a weekend.

Any rules to sign on for a ride?

Bikes I own
2002 KTM 400exc
2008 WR250R

[Rut Row]

Rules? Yup... I'm sure we have some... hey, anyone remember if we have rules?

WELCOME! and about DAMN time you found us!

[biffer99]

Rules had something to do with bringing beer to the first one...can't quite remember. Oh crap...that's before we changed the title of the page to "DAMN Riders - No rules, Just ride!" Guess we should have left it how it was just a little longer. Eh, screw it...riding is fun too I guess.

[Wingfixer]

Welcome! Rulez, rulez, let me think, it seems to me there are some of those things around here someplace. Howsabout the noobs buy the beer rule? I likee that one.

[Grady]

Welcome to the DAMN group
Only rule I know for rides is to show up and have fun. It's all about fun here all level riders are welcome.

Noob brings beer to first ride is more of a law than a rule

[RimBenty]

Leave it to me... I had to ask didn't I!

[Roadracer_Al]

The actual quote:

I sent the club a wire stating,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB
THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

About DAMN time you joined. Welcome.

[Junior]

[RimBenty]

The actual quote:

I sent the club a wire stating,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB
THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

About DAMN time you joined. Welcome.

I was close! Or does that only count with horse shoes and hand grenades?

[Wingfixer]

and atom bombs.