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Favorite Sayings
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:24 am
by Rut Row
this could be an interesting thread. What are your favorite sayings, one liners, etc?
I've always loved this one. Saw it on a hat in East Tennessee years ago.
Sex is like air; you don't miss it unless you ain't gettin' it!
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:32 pm
by Roadracer_Al
My favorite saying is probably:
"There is no f_ck YOU in 'TEAM'."
Yeah, a bit anti-social, but it's a little better than my other favorite:
"Women. You can't live with them, and you can't chop them up into little pieces and bury them in the back yard."
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:10 pm
by restukey
My friend Tina always had a great exit line, "I'm off like a prom dress".
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:41 am
by Bucho
I had a Sgt who as a rookie only gave me one piece of advice:
Two to the chest, two to the head,
knocks 'em down and keeps 'em dead.
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:02 am
by Rut Row
restukey wrote:My friend Tina always had a great exit line, "I'm off like a prom dress".
I think I would have liked to met Tina when I was in HS!
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:12 pm
by Teethgrinder
Roadracer_Al wrote:My favorite saying is probably:
"There is no f_ck YOU in 'TEAM'."
."
Yesss. There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is also no "We".
Funny stuff.
Re: Favorite Sayings
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:53 pm
by FOX8505
"I'm out"... like the fat chic in dodgeball