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Favorite Sayings

Post by Rut Row » Sat May 03, 2008 9:24 am

this could be an interesting thread. What are your favorite sayings, one liners, etc?

I've always loved this one. Saw it on a hat in East Tennessee years ago.

Sex is like air; you don't miss it unless you ain't gettin' it!
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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by Roadracer_Al » Mon May 05, 2008 3:32 pm

My favorite saying is probably:

"There is no FUCK YOU in 'TEAM'."

Yeah, a bit anti-social, but it's a little better than my other favorite:

"Women. You can't live with them, and you can't chop them up into little pieces and bury them in the back yard."

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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by restukey » Mon May 05, 2008 9:10 pm

My friend Tina always had a great exit line, "I'm off like a prom dress".

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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by Bucho » Tue May 06, 2008 1:41 am

I had a Sgt who as a rookie only gave me one piece of advice:

Two to the chest, two to the head,
knocks 'em down and keeps 'em dead.
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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by Rut Row » Tue May 06, 2008 5:02 am

restukey wrote:My friend Tina always had a great exit line, "I'm off like a prom dress".
I think I would have liked to met Tina when I was in HS! :lol2:
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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by Teethgrinder » Thu May 08, 2008 7:12 pm

Roadracer_Al wrote:My favorite saying is probably:

"There is no FUCK YOU in 'TEAM'."
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Yesss. There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is also no "We".

Funny stuff.

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Re: Favorite Sayings

Post by FOX8505 » Tue May 20, 2008 1:53 pm

"I'm out"... like the fat chic in dodgeball

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