The Great Cornholio virus?

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Post by aai » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:39 pm

pulling out of the neighborhood the same time with a neighbor, not being too choosey these crazy times. Had a great ride just being normal on a nice sunny afternoon. Puffing on a cuban and popping the cork on the Bib&Tucker was the icing hanging out at the garage. Hope everyone enjoyed the weather today.
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Post by Bucho » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:57 pm

juddspaintballs wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:56 am
Next time, turn your buddy's siren and lights on so when he flips the battery or ignition switch on, they go off while he's sitting still at the ambulance bay. Airway lube on the door handles is also fun.
One of my favorite work pranks was jacking up the rear end of my buddy's police car. Just enough that his rear wheels weren't barely off the ground. He went out to drive away and couldn't figure out what was wrong. Reving the engine and wheels just spinning!
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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by Twist » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:32 pm

Bucho wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:57 pm
juddspaintballs wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:56 am
Next time, turn your buddy's siren and lights on so when he flips the battery or ignition switch on, they go off while he's sitting still at the ambulance bay. Airway lube on the door handles is also fun.
One of my favorite work pranks was jacking up the rear end of my buddy's police car. Just enough that his rear wheels weren't barely off the ground. He went out to drive away and couldn't figure out what was wrong. Reving the engine and wheels just spinning!
No Beverly Hill Cop banana in the tailpipe trick? I've always wondered how fast that would work to shut it off.
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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by juddspaintballs » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:01 am

A few years ago, a fellow shiftmate kept pranking me. On my last day on that shift, I started off by finding him on the toilet in the locker room and dumping a bucket of water on him and then a bag of flour. I tossed his cell phone in the drop ceiling. I did a bunch of other things. The next morning, I knew he slept in late, so I jacked up his truck and took all four wheels off and stacked them on the toilet in the locker room.
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Post by Boom Boom » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:38 pm

aai wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:39 pm
pulling out of the neighborhood the same time with a neighbor, not being too choosey these crazy times. Had a great ride just being normal on a nice sunny afternoon. Puffing on a cuban and popping the cork on the Bib&Tucker was the icing hanging out at the garage. Hope everyone enjoyed the weather today.
But did you get your tires changed yet?
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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by aai » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:02 pm

What’s up Mike! Glad I got that ride in yesterday..
Nope not yet. Currently just working the wife, brother marinade chicken ready for the bbq


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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by Bucho » Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:03 pm

juddspaintballs wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:01 am
A few years ago, a fellow shiftmate kept pranking me. On my last day on that shift, I started off by finding him on the toilet in the locker room and dumping a bucket of water on him and then a bag of flour. I tossed his cell phone in the drop ceiling. I did a bunch of other things. The next morning, I knew he slept in late, so I jacked up his truck and took all four wheels off and stacked them on the toilet in the locker room.
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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by Laoch » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:38 pm

Where I work they would cry. Then take a picture and send it to the Chief.
We have a few "career guys" from south of the border who get it, but most are, well, idk.. :chicken walking:
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Post by Laoch » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:34 pm

Well crap. Now the Guv has shut down the whole state. Guess I'm going rogue.

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Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Post by aai » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:38 pm

thirsty Thursdays :cheers:
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