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General BS :bull: and other irrelevant chit-chat :kumbaya:
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'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'

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Higgs Boson was late for the services at a Catholic church. He apologizes to the priest, but the priest said no problem, everyone is late occasionally. Higgs says but father, you can't have mass without me.
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He he, that might be a little beyond the average DAMN rider...
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Not to mention lame.
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Bucho wrote:He he, that might be a little beyond the average DAMN rider...
no kidding.
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anotherguy wrote:Not to mention lame.
but it was funny! :lol2:
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I thought it was funny
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eh......different strokes for different folks.

Here ya go.



Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning;



"Windows frozen, won't open.”


Husband texts back;

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."



















Wife texts back 5 minutes later;

"Computer really fucked now."
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groan ... :lol2:
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