I hate thieves.

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It has become a Labor Day weekend tradition around here, to bust into my shed and attempt to steal my babies.
Three years ago on Labor Day weekend my rm125, and yz80 were stolen. I decided to get a licence and dual sport it from then on. They broke in and couldn't take the heavily lock bike the next Labor Day.
They did it again this last weekend, and they came up empty again! What is it about Labor Day, that makes people want my stuff?
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I dunno but I do know where I would be sitting with a 12 gauge in my lap next year. In fact, I have no love of thievin' bastards either, so if you need company, I have a pump action with lots of 3 1/2 inch magnums.
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I was thinking of camping in the shed next year, just me and a tire iron. Your idea sounds better, a witness to say they attacked us would be ideal.
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frogman1981 wrote:I was thinking of camping in the shed next year, just me and a tire iron. Your idea sounds better, a witness to say they attacked us would be ideal.
Blugeoning someone to death w/ a tire iron is pretty hardcore.
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Wingfixer wrote:I dunno but I do know where I would be sitting with a 12 gauge in my lap next year. In fact, I have no love of thievin' bastards either, so if you need company, I have a pump action with lots of 3 1/2 inch magnums.
WF - how would you explain to the Judge why the barrel of the shotgun was rammed 6" up the thieving bastards ass when it went off?
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My thief-catching kit: taser, handcuffs, rope, and some duct tape....that'll make for a LONG holiday weekend for some unlucky (but persistent) thief. Let me know if you want a hand - we'll make an event of it.
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biffer99 wrote:My thief-catching kit: taser, handcuffs, rope, and some duct tape....that'll make for a LONG holiday weekend for some unlucky (but persistent) thief. Let me know if you want a hand - we'll make an event of it.
Not a bad idea! and we could get Grady to take him water skiing afterwards!
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I'm down :brows: . Frogman's local too.
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Mail order yourself some bear spray, which is pepper spray on steroids, in a can that shoots like wasp spray. That'll fix'm, especially if it were to accidentally find itself sprayed down the thieving bastards crotch.

Heh. Funny story, I was in line at the grocery store yesterday, and there was a woman behind me talking on her cell phone - she's apparently the on-call nurse at an orphanage, and a bunch of the early teen age boys got the bright idea to try wanking with Tiger Balm, necessitating a midnight visit to the nurses office. There were several boys that did it. Not one of'm was smart enough to say "That's OK, I'll just watch and see what happens"
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Roadracer_Al wrote:Heh. Funny story, I was in line at the grocery store yesterday, and there was a woman behind me talking on her cell phone - she's apparently the on-call nurse at an orphanage, and a bunch of the early teen age boys got the bright idea to try wanking with Tiger Balm, necessitating a midnight visit to the nurses office. There were several boys that did it. Not one of'm was smart enough to say "That's OK, I'll just watch and see what happens"
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